Signs You Might Be In Trouble In A Musical

#909 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You didn’t stay away from jazz and liquor and the men who play for fun. 

(Chicago)

#879 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You only hope the fall didn’t hurt, the baby. 

(Chicago)

#868 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

 Jesus Christ lived today, and had five thousand dollars, he’d get off.

(Chicago)

#836 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

The name on everybody’s lips is gonna be, Roxie.

(Chicago)

#819 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Nobody’s got no class.

(Chicago)

#764 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You’re singing in a cellblock.

(Chicago)

#706 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You have to give them the ol’ razzle dazzle.

(Chicago)

#678 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Your mouth never moves…almost.

(Chicago)

#667 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

They look right through you as if you weren’t even there.

(Chicago)

#663 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Your lawyer has a new client.

(Chicago)

#601 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You fake a pregnancy to get press. 

(Chicago)

#518 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

She reads your diary.

(Chicago)

#506 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Everyone’s interested in double acts.

(Chicago)

#505 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

When you’re good to mama, mama’s good to you.

(Chicago) 

#446 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You’re not guilty.

(Chicago)