Signs You Might Be In Trouble In A Musical

#915 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You’ll only ever be his mistress.

(Nine)

#914 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Your first husband and a reporter show up on the eve of your second wedding.

(High Society)

#913 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You overlook the fact your husband is gay. 

(De-Lovely)

#912 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

She refuses to be your middle man. 

(Nine)

#911 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

There’s a bomb on the bus!

(Spice World)

#910 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Your entire cafeteria tells you to stick with what you know.

(High School Musical)

#909 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You didn’t stay away from jazz and liquor and the men who play for fun. 

(Chicago)

#908 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

It takes a woman.

(Hello Dolly!)

#907 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You saw him, and the world went away.

(West Side Story)

#906 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

He’s been using you as a trophy. 

(Song and Dance)

#905 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Did they have brains or knowledge? Don’t make her laugh, they were popular. 

(Wicked)

#904 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

Life has changed you.

(Follies)

#903 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

There are rights and wrongs, and inbetweens. 

(Into the Woods)

#902 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

You have his blessings to make Springtime for Hitler as gay as you want. 

(The Producers)

#901 You might be in trouble in a musical if:

A pretty girl tells you to have a roll in the hay. 

(Young Frankenstein)